Reasons to embrace me: #1 — I can show you how to have the kind of sex you’ve always dreamed about.

For real. Droolicious, palsyfying sex, the kind of deeply satisfying soul-enriching love-making you’ve always known was possible, but which you’ve always missed out on — usually by a couple-hundred-billion miles.

No details just yet — if you want to get to heaven, you’ve got to go through hell — but if you think you have something to gain by dismissing me, this is the countervailing argument:

If you attend to what I have to say, you will get better at everything you do — including making love.

Stay tuned. There is more to come, so to speak.

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