Courtney at the speed of life
A Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story
“Lord-a-mercy!” I said in my thickest southern drawl. “Somebody tell god to take the rest of the week off. He has made perfection, and there ain’t no topping that!”
The beautiful blonde woman scowled and blushed at the same time. It made her look seventeen again.
“Where is you charming husband? I can’t believe he’d ever dare to leave your side.”
She shook her head gravely, and maybe that was my cue to lay off. Or maybe not…
“Well, tell me what you boyfriend looks like, then. So I’ll know who to run from.”
She chuckled. “No boyfriend.”
“Well, then, the next man that asks, you tell him I’m sprouting gray hairs in patches and I carry a little paunch. I’m half-a-step slower than I never was. I’m ugly as sin, and I stink something awful toward the end of the day. You tell him that’s my description.”
She drew a finger across her eyebrow, the hair so fine it was almost white. Her eyes were blue and deeper than a quarry lake, alive with the light of mischief. “Am I to take that as an offer?”
I nodded gravely. “What fool could pass on perfection?”
She smiled a wistful little (more…)