…prepare yourself for the asshole cops…
Just think: If you just keep voting for more and more government, eventually the nanny-state might find a way to stuff you back up into your mammy’s womb. Or, failing that, they’ll exterminate you and everyone you know and love. Either way, the world will finally be rid of the pestilence of pesky humanity.
Black humor? No shit. But at least you don’t have to wonder who’s the asswipe now…