Category Archives: Splendor

Introspectroanalysis.

i took myself to the vet at the zoo to measure my animal heat for you he sounded my skull with a rap on my head and said I might need psychiatry instead the shrink had no patience for gross … Continue reading

Posted in Splendor | Leave a comment

Why the poet always gets the girl.

You come to me by twilight In a gown of gauzy white Your sacraments revealed concealed High priestess of the night You whisper vespers whisper prayers Whisper vows of faith and fear In still and silent grace you stand As … Continue reading

Posted in Splendor | Leave a comment

Kiss me…

kiss me your glory i kiss you my joy kiss me your giggling girlishness      i kiss you my mannish boy kiss me your tickling i kiss you my laughter kiss me your before your before your before      i kiss you … Continue reading

Posted in Splendor | Leave a comment

Loving Cathleen…

My wife Cathleen and I have been on a love jag over the past few years, and I cannot begin to tell you how beneficial it’s been. A very simple idea: We added spending time alone together every day as … Continue reading

Posted in Splendor | 1 Comment

Coco Chanel: “Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.”

When you were young and you scowled or grimaced, your mother would say, “Be careful. Your face is going to freeze like that.” You thought she was making it up. The life you live — largely introspectively — writes its … Continue reading

Posted in Splendor | Leave a comment

Debunking Artificial Intelligence — while programming your computer to be almost as smart as your dog.

Everything you’ve been taught about Artificial Intelligence for your whole life is false. AI researchers are not frauds, I don’t think, but they’re exuberant when they talk to reporters, and the reporters are ignorant, thoughtless and brash. In real life, … Continue reading

Posted in Splendor | 2 Comments

Building the perfect beast: A round-up of my recent technology posts.

Caveat lector! The words you are about to read are unvetted, unhomogenized and unlicensed. One of my longer-term projects is to write essays on reasons why you should dismiss the things I have to say. I’ve only done two so … Continue reading

Posted in Splendor | Leave a comment

“That indicates that the brain vulnerabilities had a family origin, though somehow the siblings of addicts — either due to environmental factors or other differences in brain structure — were able to resist addiction.”

Somehow. The only motivation of purposive human behavior is free will. If you fail to understand this, even in the face of obvious evidence, you just might be an academic. Meanwhile, never doubt it: Making absurd, hysterical claims about human … Continue reading

Posted in Splendor | Leave a comment

Excellent education news: A world without schoolteachers.

This is me, writing two years ago, when the iPad was first announced: The implication of a computer that can train its end-users how to use it is that teaching as a profession is dead. All teaching, at all levels. … Continue reading

Posted in Splendor | Leave a comment

Are drug warriors high? Fisking an exceptionally bad argument against repealing the drug laws.

The American Spectator, at one time a serious magazine, has an amazingly bad argument against drug legalization up today. The actual purpose of the article is to slime Ron Paul, so it’s possible that the author does not actually believe … Continue reading

Posted in Splendor | Leave a comment