Author Archives: Greg Swann

“We are easy prey” — Propositions Three and Seven by Richard Mitchell

Propositions Three and Seven from The Graves of Academe by Richard Mitchell  In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is, as we all know, king. And across the way, in the country of the witless, the half-wit is king. And why not? It’s only natural, and considering the circumstances, not really a bad […] Continue reading

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When you’ve got your health, you’ve got everything…

A Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Willie story by Greg Swann Here’s what happened: I had to stop walking because I was sick. You may not know it, but on top of all the other scourges it entails, the state really has it in for itinerants. You may never have wanted to run off to Alabama with a […] Continue reading

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You’re going to have to jail me, President Obama: I might be a sucker, but I will not be a blood-sucker

I don’t go to the doctor very often. I don’t get sick much, and, even when I do, I’m not always willing to make time to do anything about it. I work very hard, and all I want to do … Continue reading

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1. The bad news — and the good…

When I moved to Chandler, Arizona, 16 years ago, I was informed that, not only would I be expected to participate in the community’s curbside recycling program, but that enforcement officers would come around at random to inspect the special … Continue reading

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Meet the Third Thing…

[This is not for the book, except as context. This is an essay I wrote in the mid-1990s, an attempt to explain to libertarians, especially various flavors of devotees of Ayn Rand, why the idea of a minimal state must … Continue reading

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Save the world from home in your spare time!

I’ve known for more than a year that I want to write a book about what we’re getting wrong. As a species, that is. Through all of human history. Surely that’s a man-sized ambition — and perhaps also a new … Continue reading

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If you’ve ever found yourself fuming by the side of the road, muttering to yourself that cops are assholes…

…prepare yourself for the asshole cops… Just think: If you just keep voting for more and more government, eventually the nanny-state might find a way to stuff you back up into your mammy’s womb. Or, failing that, they’ll exterminate you and everyone you know and love. Either way, the world will finally be rid of […] Continue reading

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SplendorQuest: My world…

[This is me in February of 2004. It’s fun for me to read now, because we were selling a lot then, and — like a lot of folks — the next year, 2005, was my best year so far. I didn’t plan to follow that up with three years of drought, but some days the […] Continue reading

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My 9/11 prayer . . .

[This is me, from 09/10/2006. –GSS]  Cathy and I watched The Path to 9/11 on television tonight. I had forgotten that we were in Metro New York for the Turn of the Millennium. My father lives in Connecticut, and we went there that year for New Year’s Day. The photo you see is my son […] Continue reading

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Splendor and Labor Day…

This is me looking back on looking back on a Labor Day a long time ago. The first extract was written on Labor Day, 2005, as the City of New Orleans was demonstrating for all of us that dependence on government is a fatal error. The second extract was written a year or two before […] Continue reading

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