Monthly Archives: August 2011

A rallying cry for the Tea Party rebellion: “You’re not the boss of me!”

I love that phrase — “You’re not the boss of me!” — those words, that order, that emphasis. Children say it when they’re put upon, and I love it so much I write it into their mouths in fiction, too. … Continue reading

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Reasons to embrace me: #1 — I can show you how to have the kind of sex you’ve always dreamed about.

For real. Droolicious, palsyfying sex, the kind of deeply satisfying soul-enriching love-making you’ve always known was possible, but which you’ve always missed out on — usually by a couple-hundred-billion miles. No details just yet — if you want to get … Continue reading

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Reasons to dismiss me: #1 — I don’t care if you do.

I write for my own ears. I’ve said that before, but it matters to me more than you can guess. I can defend that proposition from a lot of different directions, but the words themselves say what I most want … Continue reading

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